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Computer Chip Fossil Found

A polymer resin and ceramic artifact was recently found in Peru. Scientists confirm that it is a fossilized computer flash-type memory chip. It is from an early Inca Native South American archeology site. Read More - Computer Chip Fossil

Carbon dating proves an alien craft crashed 550 years ago at the site. The chip survived a kind of a plasma-photon blast. The chip and a few fragments were the only things found out of the big bang that blasted the craft to shreds.

Japanese investors bought the artifact from an anthropologist after reading about the outlandish claims in the Asia Inquisition, a trashy tabloid newspaper. Studies show the chip works.

The government confirms a patent was granted for a combined type of flash processor and room temperature memory chip (RTM chip), capable of 995 trillion transactions per millisecond (TIPS). It stores all the data you want to keep and it can store human memories.

News of the patent shot tech stocks to all-time highs. The chip is low cost to make and can power at-home supercomputers for everyone. It can replace your brain. The possibilities are endless. The new RTM chip will retail for $69.95.

Consumers will love its capacity and speed. “The RTM chip renders all computers and programs to date as obsolete,” Japanese guys scoffed. Technology seems to move quickly, but this shatters all records of advancement.

“It’s really cool. I will be able to run 90,000 processes at once. I will get lots done,” explained Joe, a happy 25 year old tech geek. “I already have two CRTs (computer screens) for my left eye, and two CRTs for my right… Now, I’ll have a supreme machine to hack into trash.”

Politicians threaten Japan with huge tariffs if its new chips unfairly take unfair and obscene advantage of all the tech markets. Opponents fear Japan will spy and put secret back doors into the chips.

The alien and Inca connection is the last thing to report on in the frenzy to build new apps with the chip. “I marvel at how the alien connection has not even bugged people one iota,” says a paranormal researcher at Lupine University.

History buffs point out how Incas were the first to have the alien memory chip and it should be returned to them. The investor is said to be willing to share its profits with Peru’s indigenous tribes. ▰ Click to Close

Comet Tells of END Times!

Comets now days warn how end times are upon humankind claims Pastor Dick Eioh of Orono, Maine. Dick hosts a bible decipher webinar group. Groups meet weekly by invitation only. See More - Comet Scare

A master stained-glass artist and part-time pastor urges, “Say your prayers, and fast.” His shtick is that our life adventure is a garden where we sow and grow spirits.

Pastor Dick, as his so-called friends call him, is a graduate of the Anti-Divinity University (ADU). The ADU school focuses on “heaven on earth” and afterlife theology.

An anonymous “official” suggests, “Groups that warn of dire consequences and poor outcomes should be ignored.” People do not have time to ponder eternity. ● Click to Close

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Alien Screams Shocker!

The prospect of alien abduction is not only the subject of science fiction books and magazines. A psychologist studies people who claim to be "abductees." Dr. Iverson at the Helsinki University (HELU) confirms it is a real problem. Read More - Alien Screams

"More people now complain about being kidnapped by aliens while asleep in bed," he says.

Iverson released an mp3 audio recording with the horrifying stories of patients who under hypnosis recall vivid and distressing encounters. The stories are told in Finnish and an English version should soon be available in time for holiday gift giving.

The screams are from memories caused by the un-Godly implants and painful probes that aliens must have put into the captive abductees. ▪ Click to Close

Do Not Share Drugs
The best rule to follow is never to take a drug without the advice of a good physician when one is found. Drugs have their place, and without them many diseases would be incurable. But drugs taken improperly can harm the system. Since one particular drug benefits a certain person and can possible harm someone else, it is best not to share or borrow prescriptions as a precaution.

Fashions Ward Off Evil
It is customary for the bridesmaids to be dressed alike or very nearly alike. The custom had its origin in primitive times when evil spirits were supposed to attend wedding ceremonies and the bride and groom were surrounded by friends of their own age and sex dressed similarly so that the spirits could not single out the happy couple for their evil designs.

Arabian Astrology
About the year 1000 began the impetus to learning that resulted in the great revival of the Renaissance. One cause of this awakening was the contact of Europe with Arab culture through the crusades and through the Saracens in Sicily and the Moors in Spain. The Arabian influence resulted in an increased sense of the immense importance of astronomy and astrology.

Coin Shortages
Coins last longer. Experts say folks see dollars as a gold standard for money. The USA is not as corrupt as other countries. Hinting at a conspiracy, Penny Ante lives in New Orleans and adds her two bits to say, “foreigners send boxes of coins to the old country.” She fears demand for small change will cause a cashless society. “Folks love money,” says Penny wisely.

About Baseball - Baseball became the National Game in 1885, although it was played to some extent as early as 1840. The first baseball club was known as the New York Knickerbockers, which was organized in 1845, and the first match game was played at Hoboken, NJ, in 1846.

The first rules governing baseball were made in New York City, in 1857. Of an older league, the first champion team was that of New York, in 1858, but it was not until 1868 that team salary began. The National League was formed in 1876, and the American League in 1881.

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The Solar System - The Solar System, of which the earth is a part, consists of eight planets and the sun, so far as has been discovered.

Astronomers have located 465 asteroids, which are small bodies floating in space and with apparently established orbits. From time to time, astronomers claim to have discovered a new planet, but its existence is not as yet accepted. In 1992 Pluto was demoted from planet status due in part to its small size.

Feel Earth Spinning - The Earth is nearly a round body, and revolves on its axis, once every twenty-four hours, from west to east, which causes the Sun and stars to appear to rise in the east, and set in the west.

It is taught that Earth spins at about 1,000 miles per hour. The earth’s surface contains about two hundred million square miles, and its orbit is 96 million miles from the Sun. It takes Earth 365 days to go around the Sun. Try to feel the earth move under your feet.

It is What You Know
It is known how manners and not wealth decide social rank. You can be rich, but if you do not know how to act, dress, and speak, you will not get respect. Society has rules, and folks who will not learn them are shunned, banished. Etiquette is a roadblock to keep the ill bred out of the circles where they would be awkward, embarrassed, and uncomfortable. For some, without effort they learn how to be polite at the right time and place. ◆

Avoid Awful Slang

Deliberately avoid using slang words! Some young people apparently think that a little slang, to spice their remarks is piquant and saucy but, in the majority of cases they so soon overstep the mark and fall into the deplorable habit of constantly and copiously mingling their speech with all manner of slang phrases, that one is forced to advocate total abstinence as the only safeguard.
The too common habit of exaggeration, on the part of so many people is also to be deplored, as a quiet unobtrusiveness manner of speech is always the better choice. Please always weigh your words and deeds with care and prudence. ▪

About Old India
India within the Ganges, is nearly as large as the United States, and must therefore embrace many varieties of soil and climate.

The productions are rice, cotton, oranges, lemons, figs, pomegranates, sugar cane, opium, indigo, and tobacco. Horses, sheep, elephants, and the royal tiger, and almost all kinds of ferocious animals, are found here, except the lion. A great part of this country was under control by the British.

Dragon Bad Breath - Care should be taken to remedy an offensive breath without delay. Nothing renders one so unpleasant to one's acquaintance, or is such a source of misery to one's self. The evil may be from some derangement of the stomach or some defective condition of the teeth, or catarrhal affection of the throat and nose. Carrying breath mints is not only for you; it is for the comfort of those you encounter. Perhaps the worst breath is that of coffee drinkers and smokers! ●

For the State's Sake
If the home exists primarily for the sake of the individual, it exists secondarily for the sake of the state. Therefore, any home into which are continually born the inefficient children of inefficient parents, not only is a discomfort in itself, but it also furnishes members for the armies of the unemployed, which are tinkering and hindering legislation and demanding by the brute force of numbers that the state shall support them.

Zen Relaxation — Nowadays people are more stressed. If the problem is left untreated, people can experience muscle and back pain. Practitioners of martial arts and eastern religions mix stretching, exercise, diet, and meditation to balance their lives.
"It is important to stretch 20 minutes in the morning and 10 minutes before going to bed," reported Maya Flynn, a part-time yoga and tai chi teacher in Rhode Island.

"One doctor told my sister she needs surgery and another one said she needed yoga. And now, a year later she is doing great because she started exercising," Ms. Flynn added. She also suggests getting books and watching videos on meditation to take away life’s stresses. ◆

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